Jellyfishing

Food: Good. Salad for dinner, tuna for lunch, oatmeal for breakfast. I'm dancing right now (stupidly, and alone, so nobody can see how dumb I look) and will be doing sit ups later, so hopefully tomorrow will be ANOTHER losing day! That's right, I lost like, .8 of a pound this morning, which is almost a whole pound. So I'm 131.2 right now. yaaay.

I will die of delight when I reach the 120's.

LilahLee/Kelsey!!?? WHERE DA FUCK YOU HIDING??? I MISS YOUR POSTS!!!

Taking a break from dancing to type this. Watching SpongeBob right now--I'm like so mature for my age--and I really wish that I could have a simple existence like that gorgeous sponge. Just, go Jellyfishing, make a Krabby Patty or two, and never have to worry about gaining weight because I'm a sponge. Plus he has TINY legs.

Apparently M hasn't been spreading le shizz about me. My friend Edgar told me its prolly because everyone hates her(why were we friends? sometimes I think all the artificial sweetner I use is actually crack. It would explain soo much) and likes me. I literally teared up.

Think I'm seeing Black Swan this weekend--yesss. Still on for Friday too. This is a boring post.

NEVER EVER EVER DRINK THIS:

Vitamin Water Zero in Orange. Tastes like sugar, piss, and cough syrup *gag*

Blogger is being a dumb fuck and won't let me upload an inspiration pic. EFF YOU.

Have a nice day!!!

It's Tee Shirt Tiiiimmmmeeeee

Food: Good. Had no breakfast because I slept in too late, and I went jogging so I wouldnt be tempted to have it. Uhh, had pb sammich for lunch, and a grilled chicken salad for dinner. And like, a graham cracker? I lost a pound this morning despite eating pound cake (geddit? pound cake LOLOLOL) yesterday, and I did a bunch of ab shit this morning.

Inspiration!

Annalynn McCord. Her face is fug, but anyone who can look that good ON CAMERA IN ECRU is my heroooo.

Firstly, party was okay. We need to find a new venue--its like a mouse hole. Too much sweat.

Secondly, Casey and I (truck man) are hanging out on Friday and then going out for dinner after. What he doesnt know is that we are hanging out at my best friend Erin's (same name) basketball game and going out with her and her bf for dinner. That will be my secret surprise, so shhhhh.

I think I want to order some of those Walden Farms Products--I don't feel deprived in what I'm eating but I just kind of wanna try. If anyone out there has tried it, hit me up with some deets.

No word on M--I think she hasnt even gone spreading shit about me. Maybe because Bitch Knows Bitch is WROOOONNNNGGGGG.

Whatever. I go back to school tomorrow(ew) and I'll see her in the hallway with her fucking ugly wardrobe and lopsided bangs, and we'll see if she tries to suck my blood.

I bet Casey would if I let him. He's such a freak. I'm such a bitch.

Been watching Jersey Shore like,all weekend. Why is it always on?

I think me and Snookie Snickers would get along like, really well. I like pickles. Plus she always has on  like, awesome slippers. I love slippers. I need to get me some new slippers.

Future BFF. We can wear fuzzy slippers, decorate trucker hats, and drink Cherry Coke by the liter.

Kind of a boring day--Erin came over (the friend, I'm  not schizo or anything) and we chilled. Played Mario Kart. Drank Life Water.

I smell like an onion--I hate it. I tried to pick them off of my salad but they kept hiding from me!!!


Much lurve.

January First

Heyyyooooooooo!

I've made quite the list--of resolutions--that I intend to keep this new year.

Resolutions
Learn French
Lose at least 20 pounds
Be happy with my body
Visit my aunt in Brittany
Get drunk at a beach party
Have tan lines
Do SOMETHING with my hair
Be nicer and gossip less
Stop procrastinating and finish my school shit on time
Keep all my resolutions.

Anyway, as far as today, I gained a pound but I knew that would happen, just because I had a shit load of Sour patch kids and whutnot yesterday, but I am not going to slip up again and just get in a cycle of lose-gain.

Uhumm. Casey wont leave me the fuck alone. He's like a retarted little puppy dog. Good morning and Good Night and ASK ME A QUESTION.

Yesterday he asked me "ummm lol whats ur favorite things for boys to do?"

Like, are you that dumb? I was like "Sex." and kept going on about it. Then I told him that I sniffed mouse poison and asked him if he liked bottles and HE STILL IS LIKE "I think I am ready for a girl like you."

You mean a crazy bitch? Oh, okay. I dont liiiikeeee him.

if you wanna know what he looks like, then ta-da.

Lookit me n mah trusty TRUCKKK.

Well whatever. I'm going to a hoes n ceos party in like, two hours, and he won't be there.



Hopefully M won't be either--crazy bitch blocked me on Facebook (serious act of aggression) deleted her Tumblr (Idk why it matters) AND called me mentally unstable. This is from the girl that has a family who doesn't clean up vomit on the walls until it really smells.

I dooonot care.

Love you all,

Erin

Let's Ring In This Bitch

This year will be MY year.

I want to fall in love, I want to go crazy. I want to make a name for myself, I want to make memories that will last forever. I want to prance around a beach in a bikini with not a care in the world. I want to show those up that told me I could never succeed. I want to run through the streets of the world, laughing all the way.

I will be remembered.

I'm on fire--drunk with adrenaline. This is my favorite part.

We are who we make ourselves, and I will become unstoppable.

Round and round and round I'll go. Where I'll stop--never.

This is for all those girls....

I love you sexy bitches who read my blog, and tell me that they love it. You all are little dearie pops..

Food: wow. all I can say is WOW. and in a good way. I went to the mall and the movies (aka the fat farm) and ended up at a GREAT 1300 cals today. AMAZING. I had a chikfila meal--my skinny friend got fries AND a huge ass milkshake fml--and we split a bag of sour patch kids for the movie. that, plus the skinny cow cheese (35 cals) I had at home gave me roughly 1300 cals for today, and I have done my jogging and stuff.

I lost two pounds.

Inspiration!

Emma Roberts. Look at that thigh gap. Its people like her that make me very aware of mine :/

Life: O wow. Its redick. Molly basically hates my fatty guts--she texted me this morning and was like "you suck bitch. why didnt you invite me to the movies. and i hate you and you are a lousy friend"

and I was like score, prime opportunity to end this friendship, so I went on and told her that she was unsupportive of my ED and always made fun of me and was a shit friend, and that I was standing up for myself for once.

shes like waah wwaaahh wahhh I have ISSEWWS erin! ur a lame cocksucker (wtf??) and i am soo done with you i have more friends blah blach blach

I was tempted to tell her how much people dislike her, but that would hurt more than a stiletto to the balls, so I was like, stop blaming others for leaving you and see why they are leaving you.

...

Basically it ended up with me freaking out because she was like Im suicidal! I have depression! and I got worried and was like, I only want the best for you and our friendship is not helping either of our mental heath.

"Oh god dont freak out I was just jk. I dont hurt myself ur the one thats crazy."

I could literally, literally go to 7 Eleven and drown myself in their smoothie machine. Just go, stick my head under there and die. In red goo.

But I bought a really really cute skirt today, and its PERFECT for New Years so no, I'll save dying for something serious. Like....if I ever break my leg and can't go jogging.

IDK why my room always takes pics in these fucky yellow lights. its black, and sequiny. and short. like, I cant bend down short. Its festive!

Work tomorrow--and there is a Hoes N Ceos party on saturday that I will prolly go to.

UM I love you all, and die for your comments. Please keep being so wonderful!

PS creeper boy asked me for a pic so I gave him one, and hes like, "how many per day can you get?" I told him that one treat is fine for now, thank you very much.

xxxxooooo

omfg

Food: Blah blah blah fineee. I slept in until 11:30 (00ps) so there was no jog this morning. I ate like,,,1100 cals which is less than you need for sedentary living so that's good.

Inspiration!!!

Camilla Belle

Today was....kinda dumb again.  Actually it was bullshit.

On the bright side, my life is getting more exciting!!!! YAY.

(God Im watching Cops right now and every five seconds there's like a commerical for Oprah's new channel. GO AWAY. youre fat and rich and I already know that, so eff off, bitch.)

Ummm...I went to Toy's R Us and nearly died walking through a puddle--messy shit, someone should clean it UP!!--and got a mug and a video game for presents lol.

I really wanted to get an exercise vid so I went to Target but all they had was Billy Blanks.

Observe: the man who haunted my fifth grade gym class

lolololol he did shoulder rolls in this thing too

Casey--the guy who is texting me--is getting on my nerves. He asks weird questions too. He's nice but..idk if I would want to go out. He obviously does but I don't really curr. Haha, last time I texted him I told him I had sniffed mouse poison (I did. I thought it was rabbit food) and he hasnt replied bwahahahahah. Need me to scare off a guy?? I'm here for you.

M is batshit crazy. (this ugly shit color will represent her quotes)  She's all up on me like "new years! brunch at bob evans!! ooohhh!!" and I had already told her I was going to be having dinner at my house, (plus I dont wanna gooo....) but she ended up asking like 50 damn questions like, "who is the dinner for? what is on new years?  come over after dinner! when is your new years dinner?"

SHUTTUP. If I were Harry Potter, I would slap her so hard with  Silencing curse, bitch couldnt blink.

Then she asked if I was doing anything tomorrow (she knew, because rachel had put it up of The Facebook) and i was like...movies, I  think.

"OHH WITH WHOOOO?????? "

Rachel, I think,

and then she goes and asks rachel. HAHAHAHA bet she didnt count on rachel telling me HAHAHAHAHA

I'm done. God, you all are amazing for reading these long posts everyday. I need to learn how to summarize haha.

Lots of Love!

PS pray for my friend--she got commited to inpatient again :( poor thing

Haha...yesterday I was at 69 posts.  Bwahahahahahahaha.....* sigh *
Inspiration!!

Kate Bosworth. Perfect tan, perfect hair, perfect back. * Drools *

Food: Bangin' I didnt lose weight this morning though. Not sure why...Makes me sad. Anyway, I had a yogurt for brekkie, and a pb sammich for lunch, and then two mini rolls and three fries and a grilled chix salad for dinner.
Wow, that actually sounds like a lot. EW. But I did exercise on the tready today, PLUS I had work, so I was moving my ass around all day...I felt so fat.

Life: Kinda ballsy.

Remember how bitchy M was yesterday? Well today she was like "why are you such a bitch to me" and I was like "OMG soooooo sorry! I have been soooooo hectic lately and Ikr??I was SUCH a bitch!!! Totes gonna be nicer now. LOVE YA."

FUCK.

And that guy? Who got my number? STALKER!!! He hasnt stopped texting all day and was like, you  wanna go fourwheeling now??

First of all, honey, I dont know you well enough. talk to me for a week and come to a football game to hang and THEN we can go fourwheeling.

Secondly, what if he was like, a fugly perv? (I know hes not because my friend knows him) I dont just go chilling with every homeskillet that I meet on The Facebook.

Ahhh, plus Meg--my friend--says he's kinda...I dont know how to explain it...Excitable. I don't know.

Going to do some sit ups and play Pokemon lol. Im sooo bored. I need to have real friends that I can stand in more than two hour doses. Meg fits that criteria but she lives kinda far away.

AAHHHH HE IS TEXTING AGAIN!!! AND HE LIKES CARS!!!!!! Quick, whats a manual trans so I can tell him whether my car has one or not??? Is it like a stick???? Just call it a damn stick, then!!!

Love youuuu.